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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:28
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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